Not only do I die because I miss jumps, but it’s so colourful and it moves so fast that I can’t even tell what I actually failed to jump on. I’m just running and the game keeps making me go faster and faster and faster and faster and I can’t see what’s happpening and then I’m falling off the bottom of the level. Again.

I’m getting to old for this shit.

Yes, okay, so you can make a very, very fast Sonic game. Well done. Now how about one that’s actually playable for those of us who haven’t got the reflexes of a bluebottle on speed?