This time I hit the quick save button a few times and didn’t kill anybody. I drove arolund the jungle a bit, then swam across some water and got eaten, met some guerillas – who thought I was their new recruit – and some government troops – who thought I was their new recruit – and learned how to drive a boat.

And then I jumped around some houses and managed to fall on to a balcony I couldn’t jump off, so I turned the game off.