Metal Slug 3, only with a horrible filter effect and annoying controls that are far too twitchy. I wasn’t going to buy it, having a perfectly good version on the PSP, but I was surprised by the 360 version.

I didn’t think the filter would bother me at all and was sitting around thinking “Tch! Those Internet nerds are way too fussy!”, but changed my mind when playing the game. It does look really quite awful.

The analogue stick seemed pretty awful for the game, too, constantly sending me stepping in directions I didn’t want to go – and there was no way I was going to try using the d-pad.

Overall: fail.