Up to chapter five now. This is blooming marvellous. I’m still getting stone trophies at the end of chapters, but so are all my friends – and I’m holding my own in the combo leaderboards now. So I’m not missing anything, I’m just not brilliant at the game yet. That’s okay, though. While I’m dying a lot, I’m not actually getting stuck. Even the big boss battle that was chapter four had multiple checkpoints in it.

Bayonetta’s a more friendly game that I expected, it actually seems to want you to play it. A lot of games, especially of this type, seem more like tests of skill that you have to endure to prove that you’re worthy, Bayonetta just lets you play. It doesn’t make things especially easy, but it does at least recognise that not all of us have lightning fingers and superhuman reaction times.

I love it. A lot.