360

Crystal Quest

Oh dear.

Decided that as I hadn’t played anything but Crossin’ all day (and I was a perfect gentleman to that kitten, by the way) that I’d have a quick go of Crystal Quest. And I mean quick. My average game lasts around thirty seconds. However, I just had far too many quick goes. Bother.

Still, new high score of 7,215,000, which makes me the 2,949th best player in the world. Out of, um… well, I don’t know.

Xbox 360

Played more Ridge Racer – I didn’t bugger it up as much as earlier – and then went to download some stuff on Live.

Downloaded all the eighteen unlock keys for extra cars in Ridger Racer 6. Very odd. The cars are on the disc already, but you have to go online and unlock them one by one by one by one. It’s quite a long process and the only point seems to be to annoy people who aren’t online. Mind you, anyone who’s bought a 360 and doesn’t have it online needs their head looking at.

Then I downloaded the Xtreme difficulty level for Crystal Quest. I shouldn’t have done. It cost 100 points. It’ll only encourage more developers to cut bits out of their games to charge for later. Anyway, it transforms the game. It… well, it makes it really hard. Obviously. Hence the name. Basicaly it cuts out all the boring stuff and turbo charges it. I’ve ony got off level one once so far, but that gave me my best score ever by about a million points.

Marble Blast Ultra

I thought Marble Blast would be a good game to play for a few minutes before going out.

I was wrong.

I had to leave a level uncompleted, which is going to annoy me all day.

Crystal Quest

A quick game on the hardest difficulty setting. Nice and relaxing after Marble Blast.

And – hooray! – my gamer score just passed the 2,000 point mark. Just got 25 points for getting the Immortal Achievement, which is awarded for getting 1,000,000 points without losing a life.

Marble Blast Ultra

Playing through Advanced Levels has led me to invent two laws.

Allaway’s First Law Of Gaming: At sufficiently advanced levels of challenge, skill becomes indistinguishable from luck.

Allaway’s Sceond Law Of Gaming: If it isn’t clear whether something’s luck or skill, then it’s either luck or cheating.

Joust

A couple of days ago I said – “the in-game scoreboard says I got 35,800, but the Live leaderboard says 37,750″ – when I meant the Live leaderboard says “35,750″. Otherwise my claim of a 50 point difference doesn’t make much sense.

I just switched it on to make sure. I had a couple of games and got a brand new personal best. Hoo-rah! Same odd problem, though. According to the in-game score board I got 39,050. According to the Xbox Live leaderboard I got a nice round 39,000.

Odd. Very odd.