The Hero of Skill – You were there when the Hero of Skill was recruited. The Hero of Skill isn’t very heroic, but he is voiced by Stephen Fry, so I think I can forgive him.

The Family – The Needs of The Few’ has condemned thousands to death so that loved ones might live. As a good hero, I probably should have chosen to restore the lives of all those who had died during The Spire’s construction, but, well, I couldn’t leave my dog dead. Rufus was my friend and constant companion on the journey, I couldn’t leave him behind.

I did, however, start a new game once I’d finished, which means I’ll never see Rufus again. But the story ended with the hero triumphant and his faithful dog by his side. I can live with that. I’ve now started a new game as an evil character. I scare people, kick chickens, assassinate people, all that. I’ll probably just rush through this game, seeing what differences there are when you choose to be a bad guy.

Did one story quest last night, returning a seal to some folks in the Wraithmarsh. After that it warned me that I should finish quests before proceeding, so that’s what I did. I did all the Archaeologist quests I could, but soon there weren’t any more scrolls to go and give up, despite me not having finished that quest line. I guess you have to finish it after the story, or something.

I’ve also lost my zombie girlfriend. She was there at the end of one quest, then disappeared before I could marry her. I assumed that the Graveyard Mansion mission would bring her back, so I saved up the 100,000 gold I needed to start that quest, but it was nothing to do with her. I’m slightly annoyed by this turn of events. I wonder if she’s ever coming back?

Anyway, I guess I’ll get on with the story when I next play. I think I’m pretty much done with the side quests.

One Achievement last night.

The Sharpshooter – You, or a friend, hit three targets with one shot. Reaver himself would be envious. A pure fluke.

The Philanthropist – A gift was sent to an Xbox LIVE friend. Aren’t Heroes nice people? Amusingly, I got this for sending a joke present of an Economy Value Necklace to a friend I saw wandering around the Bowerstone market square. He appaeared as a floating sphere and I had the option to give him a gift, check his stats, or ignore him. It’s not a big thing, but it is nice to see someone else playing the game.

The Rogue – You, or a friend, managed to steal something from a house while people stood nearby. This was a bit difficult. In order to complete a quest I had to do bad things, namely steal items from people’s houses. It had a good outcome, but I got far more bad points along the way than bad ones at the end. Especially as one person saw me stealing from their home and attacked me, so I had to kill them. At this stage, though, I didn’t feel especially bad about it. You see, Max and Sam, inept occultists, had released a banshee into Bloodstone. Said banshee killed my wife Kristen, so Andrea was taken into care. This upset me. I was going to kill Max and Sam in revenge, but didn’t have a chance, so I had to channel my fury somewhere.

The Cliff Diver – You, or a friend, plunged an incredible 500 feet off a cliff. Heights hold no fears for Heroes. This was during a mission to investigate reports of a ghostly pirate haunting a cave. To get to the cave I had to make a huge dive. Nice mission, actually. I had to kill lots of ghostly pirates, then sail a pirate ship to an island where I spent a fun few minutes looking around for all the hidden pirate treasure.

The Celebrity – You, or a friend, are the most famous person in Albion. Heroes deserve to be celebrities! And this popped up at the end of the mission, when I returned to the mainland with lots of treasure and the near-mythical pirate ship.

Now it’s off to see Reaver in his manor house in Bloodstone. But at some point I need to get 100,000 gold so I can buy the house in the graveyard where my undead girlfriend lives, so I can have a zombie wife.

To try and organise my thoughts a little, I’ll go through the Achivements I got while playing. This will, therefore, be a spoiler-heavy post.

The Whippersnapper – A child Hero collected five gold pieces for a fateful purpose. This means I completed the introduction. Where there were choices, I made good ones. It looks like Bowerstone might have been a very different place if I’d made different choices.

The Show-off – You, or a friend, performed a perfect expression and impressed a villager. Heroes are such a posers. Where it says “or a friend” in these Achievements, it means me. I haven’t played any multiplayer. Anyway, this Achievement popped up when I was messing around with the Expression Wheel. Very confusing at first, it soon becomes an easy, if somewhat clumsy, way to make gestures.

The Archaeologist – You, or a friend, excavated a site discovered by the dog and found something. My dog Rufus found a digging spot. It turned out to be a rubber ball.

The Pooch Pamperer – You, or your friend, played fetch with the dog. That little fellow just loves to play. He loves to play with his ball. After running after it frantically as it rolled down a hill, only to see it disappear, I was relieved when it turns out that you don’t have to pick it back up. It’s just permanently in my inventory. Phew.

The Dog Trainer – Your dog, or another Hero’s, has one more trick in his repertoire. The first trick I taught Rufus was the Bunny Hop. I’m glad I remember that. I love Rufus. I’m worried that this’ll be the sort of game where the dog dies as part of the story. I will be very upset if that happens. (Which will, of course, be the point.) It was bad enough when my wife… but I’m getting ahead of myself.

The New Hero – Thag the Impatient has been defeated. Albion has a new Hero. Another Achievement for story progress. I hit a bandit a few times, he fell over, I took his head, Achievement unlocked.

The Workhorse – There is nothing more fulfilling than doing one’s job well! I’m guessing this is for making some swords in Bowerstone Blacksmith. I think I’m a level five blacksmith now, which means I’ve pressed the A button on the controller many, many times. The jobs are all variations on the same thing. Press the A button at the right time and the job’s successful. It’s not very interesting, but it’s not as boring as it could be.

The Spouse – You, or a friend, got married! You don’t remember the wedding night? You were probably drunk. Walking into Oakfield, I was overcome by the serene pastoral beauty of the place, which might explain why I decided to marry the first woman I saw there. She was Rachel, a farmer. Loving, caring, good-natured, sweet… and married with two children. Her husband moaned and complained, but I wooed her away from him and soon we were married and living in her old house on the edge of Oakfield.

The Persuader – You, or a friend, convinced someone to hand over a present. My first present came from Rachel, shortly after we married. I wish I could remember what it was.

The Parent – You, or a friend, have contributed to the population of Albion. Soon we had a beautiful baby, Sue. I decided not to marry anyone else and stay with Rachel forever.

The Muse – The whole of Albion has heard the songs you’ve commissioned about yourself. Show-off. They’re not very good songs, but – hey! – they’re about me!

The Hero of Strength – You were there when the Hero of Strength was recruited. Another story Achievement. The Hero of Strength is called Hannah, or Hammer, and I like her a lot.

The Hero of Many Names – You, or a friend, changed titles. We still know who you really are. No one hides from us. I’ve been through a few names. I’m currently Lionheart, which is a bit dull, but does have appropriate levels of heroness.

The Bigamist – Marriage is so great, one might as well do it twice! Um, yes. I was fully intending to keep Rachel as my one and only wife. But I got a mission to break a woman’s heart. I couldn’t do that and the only other option was to marry her. So Alex became my second wife. We moved into a nice house next to the pub in Bowerstone and soon had a child, Sally. I juggled these two wives for a while, until tragedy struck. I got a bounty hunter mission to clear some killer beetles from a house in Oakfield. On getting there, I discovered that it was my house, that the beetles had killed my wife and that my child had been taken into care. A sad, sad day. I decided to rent out the house, as I couldn’t bear to live there any more. (Since then I’ve bought a couple of businesses, too, and now have a tidy little income coming in every five minutes.)

The Illustrated Hero – Tattoos are forever. Just like this achievement. My wife – real life wife, who was watching me play – said I should get a tattoo. So I did.

The Archmage – Five human enemies were killed with one magnificent spell. I cast a lightning spell and five bandits died. I guess they must have been very puny bandits, because that doesn’t normally happen.

The Paragon – You, or a friend, have taken morality to its utmost extreme. Neutral Heroes are so boring. I was in The Spire for ten years. Ten years! During this time I was ordered to kill the closest thing I had to a friend in that place. I refused. He was an empty, babbling shell, not the man I sailed across the ocean with all those years ago, but he was still my friend. It was at that point that became saintly enough to earn this Achievement.

The Hero of Will – You were there when the Hero of Will was recruited. Ten years it took. Ten years! Coming back, I found Albion to be a subtly different place. The Temple of Light was bigger, Westcliff was much improved and, most importantly, my little girl Sally was old enough to follow me around and ask for presents. It was good to see her all grown up, but I wonder where Sue is now. Since leaving The Spire I’ve been as good as I ever was. Well, apart from marrying a whore in Bloodstone. Kristen, her name is. We have a baby daughter called Andrea. I paid 2,000 gold to keep a blackmailer from telling Alex. She doesn’t need to know – though I surprised she didn’t find out when she popped up out of nowhere while I was looking for a new house for Kristen and me in Bloodstone. Anyway, at some point I need to walk up the hill to Reaver’s mansion to try and recruit the third Hero. But first I need a farmer’s hat, a strumpet’s skirt and a corset…

I entered a Spinner tournament, which consisted of pressing the A button one hundred times. Not in a rhythm, not with any timing, just whenever I felt like it I could press A. Once I’d done that a hundred times and the random numbers had been generated the tournament was over. As it happens, luck was with me and I won some money and a special apple pie for Fable 2.

I mean, what?

I’d never, ever even consider buying it for 800 points, but it might be nice to get for free with a pre-order, if Microsoft actually manage to organise it.

The framerate is awful – which may be a problem a with backwards compatibility rather than the game, I honestly can’t remember – and I keep trying to use the right stick as a “normal” third person camera, which it’s not, but it still looks beautiful. I’ve gone through the long, long training process and have done a couple of quests out in the big wide world.

I really thought I’d be evil this time round, as I was such a good boy last time I played, but I can’t seem to do it. Apart from killing a couple of traders by mistake I’ve just been very lovely to everybody so far.