Posts tagged mercenaries

So, the story got finished, but I’m still playing. I decided to go around destroying, killing and capturing all the little green icons on the map. Got lots of side-missions done this way, but unfortunately everyone now hates me. (I got an Achievement for that, though, at least.) I’m also using too many nukes. Need to kill a guy behind some boxes? Nuke! Need to take out a couple of APCs? Nuke!

I played for a few hours and blew up a lot of stuff. Got an Achievement for getting all the Allied outposts. The Chinese really, really hate me now.

Last night I played this for a little over an hour. In that time it gave me three Great Gaming Moments, which is very good going indeed.

The first two involved an assault on an island fortress. The mission was to blow up every building on the island, including the huge sixteenth century castle on the south and west edges. Trouble was, sitting on top of the castle were a couple of radio jammers, meaning I couldn’t call in any air strikes or support drops.

So, GREAT GAMING MOMENT #1 was when I decided to destroy a jammer by driving it off the tower, into the middle of a bridge several hundred feet above a bay and then jump out at the last second before momentum sent it to a watery grave. The jammer would fall into the water and die, I’d be on the bridge ready to take on the next jammer. Except I jumped out too late and fell a long, long way into the water below the bridge. Meanwhile, the jammer was stuck on the bridge, hanging over the edge, like the van at the end of The Italian Job. Oops. Great comedy moment.

A few tries later and the jammers were disposed of. (Blown up by C4 this time.) I called in an artillery strike on the fortress. Then I ran, but not fast enough as everything started exploding around me. I turned round to see I was standing by an edge, empty space just a few steps behind me. I thought I’d got away with it, until I suddenly noticed a wall rushing past me. Turns out the chunk of fortress I was on hadn’t been spared and I was standing on it as it plummeted to the ground. Ouch. More comedy. That was GREAT GAMING MOMENT #2.

Anyway, despite all that I survived. (Chicks dig scars. And shrapnel.) The next mission had me blowing up an oil rig. The advised method was to plant C4 on the legs and destroy it that way. I had a better idea. Instead I stood on top of the rig and called in an artillery strike. (I do like them.) Then I ran. I ran across the rig, across the helipad on the side and then jumped hundreds of feet into the water below. As I fell the artillery started landing on the rig. As I hit the water it started to explode. Then as I swam away it collapsed into the water. Job done. It was superb. More than anything else I’ve ever played, it was like being the star, writer and director of a great Hollywood action movie set piece. I was gibbering on to the wife for thirty seconds or so just repeating, “Did you see that? Awesome. That was AWESOME. Did you see that?” GREAT GAMING MOMENT #3.

In no other game do I turn the camera so often to show the view behind my character.

I love this game. I’m so glad I got it. I wasn’t going to, it’s just it happened to be a new release and I got more trade in credit than I thought I would when I went to get Spore. Thank you Blockbuster, for your reasonably fair trade in prices.

I didn’t play this nearly as much as I hoped this weekend. This morning I had to go to Maidstone. Friday evening and all of yesterday were spent trying to get my Powerbook working after a nasty crash. It froze up trying to import a photo from my digital camera, then wouldn’t restart. Got as far as bringing up a nice blue screen, but without any log in window on top of it.

Trying safe mode just shut the computer down. Disk Utility on the 10.2.3 install disc I have (I was running 10.4.11) claimed to run, but never fixed anything. (Even when left overnight, the next day it was still sat there churning the disk, but not doing anything useful.) Disk Utility on my 10.5 upgrade disc just failed, refusing to even finish checking the disk.

I have, annoyingly, completely lost my 10.3 and 10.4 discs. Yes, I bought them. Direct from Apple. At full price. And I’ve lost them.

Anyway, I could get to a command line in single user mode. Using my PSP’s web browser I learned how to mount my USB stick, so managed to copy off some essential data. Took a few hours of fiddling, but I got there.

Then I tried upgrading 10.4 to 10.5. This was naughty, as it was an upgrade disc from work that I shouldn’t have been using. (It was in my house because I’d brought it in to use Disk Utility to test my iMac’s hard drive, which is dead, and I’d never taken it back.) Seems the gods of software piracy were watching, because after a few minutes the upgrade disc reported an unknown error and told me to try again. When I rebooted and tried again it refused to run at all, because it couldn’t find a 10.4 installation on my hard drive. Well, no, probably because it had just deleted it.

So only one thing was left. A reformat of my hard drive and a clean install of the only version of OSX I had left to try – 10.2.3. Well, it works. And is 10.2.8 now. I’m missing some features, like native zip file support and Exposé and Spotlight. (I am not missing the Dashboard and widgets one little bit.) The latest version of Safari that runs on an OS this old is awful and crashes to death when I go to my favourite forum, so I can’t use that. The wife uses Firefox. So I’m using Opera, which – apart from a deeply annoying lack of autofill and spell checking – seems fine. A bit ugly, but fine.

So that was my Friday night and Saturday. And this morning was the emergency drive to Maidstone. And then I made lunch.

And then I finally, finally, finally got to blow some stuff up in Mercenaries 2. And, oh, it felt sweet. So, so sweet.

…Even though it made me do the really hard mission I’d done last time I played all over again, because either it didn’t save properly or somehow forgot I’d done it. Never mind, it was a lot easier this time round and was great fun. I’m not complaining too much.

Mercenaries 2, I love you. You’re completely broken and a technical mess, but I love you.

Do you miss the halcyon days of 2005, when every 360 game looked like an upscaled PS2 game? Well then rejoice! You can relive that era with Mercenaries 2, now available in shops!

I’m glad I’m not a reviewer, because objectively and technically the game’s all a bit rubbish. Looks like an upscaled PS2 game, has about five lines of dialogue, enemy AI is… limited, etc.

However, despite all that stuff, it’s completely awesome and kept me completely enthralled for a six-hour session today. Stuff goes BOOM! and people fall over and jeeps fly through the sky and buildings collapse and it’s amazing. Also, the lack of challenge doesn’t hurt it for me. I like it being easy, so I can just storm through like a terminator – and I’ve failed missions now and again, so it’s not like you’re completely invincible.

And I think I just used up my entire year’s quota of “WHOA! DID YOU SEE THAT?!” moments.

Think Just Cause hollowed out and stuffed with the spirit of EDF, or something.