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Knightfall: At the GCPD with Chris and Loren
1998/10/18

[...Loren <yu214952@yorku.ca> begins...]

: Chris: Oh, I don't think it says anything about Robin's age in the
book, but I'm not certain...

Loren: Dammit, Chris! Essen's gonna have our hide if we don't resolve
       this! I've had to wash her car *twice* now, to make sure she
       didn't mention to the Commissioner about why this case of ours
       is taking so long!

Chris: Well, ya know, it'd help if that other so-called vice cop would
       get up off his butt and start doing something around here. :)
       Where the heck is that Wayne guy, anyway?

Renee: You mean Hotu? He and Bullock went down to Verda Mae's for the
       usual dozen they share between them...though I think Harvey's
       the one with more of an appetite... :)

Chris: You got that right, Montoya. ;)

   Chris proceeds to dial up some curious number on the phone from his
desk. Pettit comes in, and looks bored out of his mind.

Billy: Man, I can't believe how slow it's been around here lately. I'm
       goin' down to the range for some target practice...

Soong: Mind if I tag along?

Billy: Aw, man...! [Pettit gives in] Fine, junior. You get to hang
       up the targets for me. And if you should somehow get hit by
       a stray, then we'll see if you've earned that stupid name of
       yours, "Survivor". :)

   Pettit and Soong head to the shooting range. After a good night's
sleep, Bock comes in for his shift at work.

Stan: Hey, guys, look, it's Hardback! Been to the library yet today,
      Bock? ;)

MacKenzie: Real funny, Kitch. That line was old a *long* time ago.

Loren: Hardback! Got any copies of Knightfall lying around?

   Bock checks his desk, which is astonishingly well-kept, organized
flawlessly.

MacKenzie: Sorry, guys. I lent out my only copy to that lazy excuse for
   a cop, Wayne Hotu. :) Maybe you should ask *him* where you
   can find Robin's official age in there...

Loren: Thanks, Bock. I'll get right on it. Coming, partner?


              [...Wayne <stony@ihug.co.nz> continues...]

   Hotu saunters in, humming to himself.

Wayne: Hollywood... da da da da da da da... Hollywood! Hey gang, what's
       up?

Chris: Where's Harvey?

Wayne: When I left him down at the doughnut shop, it seemed like he
       was going for another record. As I walked out, I heard him say
       "Give me some sugar, baby." Sick, man, real sick.

Loren: Have you still got that Knightfall book that you borrowed off
       Bock?

Wayne: Y'know, it's the weirdest thing...I was reading it in my office
       and I was just getting to this part about that millionaire guy...
       can't remember his name...when Old Man Gordon called me to check
       on how my cases were doing. When I got back, the book was gone!

Chris: Wow, spooky!

Wayne: Nah, I saw Harvey reading it later, the little thief. Anyway,
       I'm outta here, I've gotta hot date tonight.

Loren: Liar! Who with?

Wayne: Oh, this high school teacher I know. She's a real tiger too...
       You guys better watch out, though. I saw Essen heading this way
       with a bucket and some car wax.

Loren & Chris: <groan>


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