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GCPD: Wayne's Wild Night
1998/12/08
[...Loren <yu214952@yorku.ca begins...]
: Wayne: I dated Lieutenant Essen.
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: Chris: D'oh!
Jim: What's this about my wife, Hotu?
Wayne: Oh, Commissioner! ...um...well, um...
Chris: Well, you see Commissioner, what Wayne was saying was that it
was as cold as Batman's wit...
Jim: Really...? I'll have to remember to tell him you said that, then.
Gordon walks away.
Chris: Phew! That was close. You think he bought that?
Wayne: What the heck're you thinking?!? Now you've got that Bat-freak
on our tails. Way to go, bud.
Chris: You don't think Gordon's really gonna tell him... right...?
...meanwhile...
Jim: Hey, Sarah, listen: I just overheard Wayne mentioning that he
went out with you or something crazy like that. What's *that*
about...?
Sarah: Ha! Oh, last week, he and I went over to O'Shaughnessy's after
stopping a suicide attempt -- I thought I'd buy him a
beer for
saving that kid's life -- and the next thing you
know, he's
drinking pint after pint of that Dixon's Choice brew,
chomping
on pretzels like a maniac.
Jim Gordon chuckles a little.
Sarah: Anyways, he got *so* drunk, that he went around to other side of
the bar, and started drinking from the beer tap!! I
had to stop
the bartender from calling the police, 'cause unlike
me, he
couldn't see the irony of the situation!
Jim: That guy's never gonna learn. Maybe I should send him over to
Bludhaven...
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