Over and hour spent on the Nurburgring setting up my car, running practice laps and qualifying meant I started, for the first time ever, in pole position. A fine achievement, born of sweat, grit and concentration.

On the grid, nobody in front of me to crash into, just clear laps of this circuit I know so well. The countdown ends and the race starts. We come up to the first corner, I brake, the cars behind me don’t, Michael Schumacher slams into me and knocks a wheel off. Race over.

So, the number of races I’ve completed in this game now stands at… none.