Bah. I spent ages last night deleting loads of games so I could fit this on to my Wii, only to find that my brain can’t handle the controls at all. Seems I can’t aim with the left sitck, for one thing – half the time my brain wants the controls inverted, the rest of the time it doesn’t, so vertical aiming is lottery for me. And moving using buttons with my right hand feels very odd. And firing with the left trigger is very uncomfortable indeed after a while.

I’ll try it again, but I’m not hopeful that I’ll be able to get anything out of this, which is very unfortunate. More of a Stretch Panic than a Gunstar Heroes for me right now.

If I used smilies I’d use a big old sad face here to show my disappointment.