My heart wasn’t in it today. After a trip to my parents – involving the worst trip ever up there, during which I got lost in Harlow, having had to come off the M11 avoiding all the people being late for flights out of Stansted – I got home and thought I should play some Animal Crossing. I wandered around for a bit and bought a jukebox, but it felt like far too much effort.

Remind me never to drive anywhere on Good Friday again.