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Pinball FX (360)

Haven’t played this in ages, but the urge took me last night. Played the Buccaneer table for a bit, then downloaded the Street Fighter 2 table, which is a lot less busy. Disappointing at first, but I soon found myself enjoying it. One day I’ll actually work out how these tables work, instead of just throwing the balls at targets and ramps that look interesting.

And how comes sometimes lights stay on between balls and sometimes they don’t?

Fracture Demo (360)

Looks nice, in that standard shiny HD way that’s everywhere these days. Controls work. Is reasonably fun to play. I enjoyed raising and lowering terrain. Didn’t so much enjoy having to fire six hundred bullets from a pea shooter at every enemy.

Seems utterly average, really, but not in an especially bad way. If a copy landed in my 360 I think I’d have fun playing it, but I don’t think I’m going go out and get a copy, unless I see it for £4.97 or something.

Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts Demo (360)

I… it… I… um… it…

what?

I have no idea what I just played. It’s a third-person running, jumping and driving game where you go around completely random environments while characters spout nonsensical “instructions” at you and every now and again you find something that actually resembles some sort of actual game. Okay, maybe the “game” part will only involve driving your cart into a ball so it rolls down a hill and you win, but at least it’s something with rules (that aren’t explained, mind) and actual objectives (that aren’t properly explained, either).

And then add in some interface that lets you build vehicles from bits you find. Which fall apart as soon as you leave the garage.

And then there are millions of pauses to load stuff. And a robotic skull witch. And something with Pong for a face. And clockwork birds. And things that look a bit like mice and a bit like foxes, but not much like either. And lots of different things to collect, though I’ve no idea why I was collecting them. (I’m sure it was explained, but it was explained using words that in turn required an explanation that never came.)

Completely baffling and, given the seeming reliance on fairly poor mini games, probably not very good. But I really can’t tell for sure.