Well, I used to live in the town of Ikaruga on the Gamecube, now I live in Venture on the DS.

(I wanted to call the town Summerisle, but that’s too long. Grr.)

Tom Nook once again gave me a house and made me do some odd jobs for him. Nothing too taxing.

I’ve met my new neighbours, all three of them. Rasher, a pig who calls me a swine, Monique, a slightly snobby cat and Patty, a friendly, er, cow or something. I forget. Both Rasher and Patty want me to give them fossils, which is annoying, as any fossils I do find will be going to the museum before anywhere else and I haven’t even got a shovel yet, anyway. Nook only had a net and fishing rod in stock. I’ve done a lot of fishing, but they’ve all gone to the museum. I’ve paid 200b for a cup of coffee (must be fair trade stuff) and donated 1b to charity. I’ve designed a couple of constellations – ‘Fisherman’ and ‘Scorpion’. And I made a new design and then spammed it everywhere before deciding it was rubbish and putting my old floor and wallpaper back. I’m stilling wearing it, though.

Before leaving I wrote all my new friends letters and attached apples to them as presents. I mentioned to Rasher that pork and apple sauce is a very tasty meal and that now he had an apple he might like to make himself ready. I bet he’ll claim not to have understood my letter tomorrow.

I need wifi friends, I think.