That was fun. Adrian and Richard came over to play in my town and Rich was happy because he bough a shovel and Ade was happy because Rich gave him a slingshot and it was all nice.

Then we all went over to Rich’s town and I visited some of my friends there and sent Olivia a threatening letter. I hope she pays attention.

But all that pales compared to what happened when I got back to Venture. I bumped into Rasher on the way home to save and he told me that Maple and Big Top are in a relationship. That’s just wrong on so many levels. So many, many levels.

It’s always the quiet ones.