I just played this for the first time in well over a year. I wanted to see the new de_militia map, so I jumped on to a random public server.

About an hour and a half I played. Over three different maps. An hour and a half of frenetic, fast-paced combat.

I got four kills.

Four.

People started commenting on it. Not unkindly, but the way they might talk about a younger relative who’s a little bit slow. I’ve got no idea why I was enjoying, given that my average life span was round about twenty seconds.