I did it!

I only went and bleedin’ did it!

Thirty-nine minutes it took. All my skill, all my cunning. Items and abilities and spells and attacks. Omniheal! Kerplunk! Sage’s stone! Oomph! Kabuff!

I was magnificent.

Oh man, there’s not many feelings like seeing that bastard (who looked a lot like me, disturbingly) go down.

Ignore what I said earlier.

Best game ever!

Now to see the end! Well, I assume it’s time for the end after that…