Well, okay.

Dead or Alive 3.5, maybe.

Or Dead or Alive 2.2, even more mayber.

Bad thing? Don’t think so so far.

Haven’t played it all that much, to be fair.

Went through story mode three times with Christie. Or whatever her name is. Something like that. White hair, claims to be poisonous, seems to be allergic to clothing. You know.

Then I decided to – gulp! – jump into online mode. Bought myself a space lobby and a skeleton avatar, found a lobby, joined, first thing I heard was a voice saying, “Argh! It’s just started lagging!” So I left. So I joined another one and had I game. Which I lost. Then another game. Which I lost. Then another game. Which I lost. Then another game. Which I won! Then another game. Which I lost.

Lag was terrible, but I don’t mind the game slowing down, to be honest. I don’t think I managed a counter in any of the matches I played.

Anyway, after that I went into my profile to poke around, went to an “Edit Comment” page, which was a black box with a flashing yellow square in it. Nothing I pressed on the pad did anything. At all. Couldn’t enter text, couldn’t quit out. Nothing. So I had to bring the Guide up and dump myself back to the dashboard. At which point I decided to turn off the 360 and watch TV Burp.