Hmpf.

I decided to play it until I scored a goal.

In the first game, I didn’t score.

In the second game, I didn’t score.

In the third game, I scored… sort of. It was credited to Giggs, but what happened was that Giggs took a shot, the goalkeeper fumbled it, a defender ran in, the ball bounced around between them and then over the goalie and into the back of the net. Looked like an own goal by the defender to me.

So, thinking that didn’t count, I played a fourth game, but didn’t score.

So I tried a fifth game, but didn’t score.

And then I turned the bloody thing off.