GAME OF THE YEAR

The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion – It probably wasn’t as good as I was hoping for, the difficulty curve is all over the place and it feels a lot smaller and more constrained than Morrowind did to me, but it’s still one of the greatest games I’ve ever played, if not the very greatest. It’s a shame that there are few surprises after the first few hours – random loot seems to max out and become useless very early – but it’s always fun to wander the land seeing the sights and doing the odd quest. If they can release a couple of big expansions with less traditional landscapes and more to do for high level characters then the full package could be great beyond words.

HARDWARE OF THE YEAR

Nintendo Wii Remote – Yeah, surprise. It’s a controller with a speaker! And you can plug extra controllers in the borrom! Ace! But mainly this award is for the motion-sensing, obviously enough, which works wonderfully when used well (and when the sensitivity is set right in the options). In any other year the DS Lite would have walked it, but 2006 was special.

CONSOLE OF THE YEAR

Xbox 360 – Firstly: profiles. Having completely separate saved games and records based on who’s logged in to the machine is absolutely perfect. (Why in God’s name Nintendo didn’t do something similar for the Wii I do not know. It’s an absolute pain, especially when it comes to the saved states on VC games.) Live Arcade is brilliant, as is the Marketplace in general. Yes, some of the items for sale take the piss and hopefully they’ll fail dismally – I’m looking at you Godfather – but downloading demos and trailers is wonderful. Then there’s the fact this is the only current console to offer 720p as standard on all games. No longer do we have to suffer games that aren’t even widescreen or have shoddy PAL ports. The wireless controller is a thing of beauty, too, rubbish d-pad aside. And then there were the games. With the likes of Oblivion, Dead Rising, Ridge Racer 6, Gears of War, Viva Pinata, Saints Row, Test Drive Unlimited and GRAW the 360 had the best line-up of any console this yearm as well as the best versions of multi-platform titles like Tomb Raider: Legend and Hitman: Blood Money. And it had Doom.

MOST UNDERRATED THING OF THE YEAR

Sony PSP – Constantly dismissed by just about everybody, but it does have an excellent library of games now. You want names, I assume. Okay, here go: Tekken: Dark Resurrection, Football Manager Handheld, Loco Roco, Lumines II, Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories, Mega Man Powered Up, OutRun 2006: Coast 2 Coast, Hot Shots Golf, Street Fighter Alpha 3 MAX, Monster Hunter Freedom, Ridge Racer, Sonic Rivals. And those are just games I’ve played – there’s a load more I’ve got queued up at home and even more I’d buy if I had the time and money. There have been long dry spells in the release list and I’m not sure what the long term prospects for the machine are, but it really shouldn’t be dismissed. Shame about the analogue nub and the battery life, though.

WEAPONRY OF THE YEAR

Dead Rising – There’s the katana, simple, elegant, deadly. Possibly the single best weapon of the year. Then there’s the shotgun, too, one of the best since Doom. And then there were dumbbells, knives, frying pans, drink cans, chainsaws, hammers, golf clubs, vehicles…

BEST SURPRISE OF THE YEAR

Saints Row – Should, by rights, have been an appalling GTA clone. But then the demo came along and throwing pipe bombs at cars was fun enough to make the full game a required purchase. It didn’t disappoint. Tons to do and far friendlier than GTA, with a great many improvements to the game structure and controls. In fact, in terms of pure core game mechanics it stomped over GTA with big, heavy boots. If only the general gangsta vibe had been handled with a bit more wit. It wasn’t always unfunny, but the humour mostly fell flat and sometimes seemed to be attempting to be serious. It was hard to tell.

NEGLECTED GEM OF THE YEAR

Company of Heroes – It’s absolutely exceptional. Stressful, epic, exciting, explosive, etc. The superbly designed from the ground up and executed with amazing skill. But it’s on the PC and so I’ve only played it for one weekend. Oops. And not many other people seemed to play it, either. PC gaming just seems to take place in a parallel to console gaming at the moment, more so than ever.

FRANCHISE OF THE YEAR

Lumines – Superb on both the 360 and the PSP, I can never get enough of this game. Block rockin’ beats, and stuff.

DEMO OF THE YEAR

Lost Planet – This demo has been on my 360 since E3 and still gets player. It’s brilliant… but I’ve still not completed either level, so I won’t be buying the full game. This demo is game enough for me. Sorry, Capcom. For demos that do what they’re meant to do (i.e. make me buy the game) it’s a toss up between Dead Rising and Saints Row.

MOST SORELY MISSED CHARACTER OF THE YEAR

Mr Driller – Putting him in Pac-Man World Rally really doesn’t count, Namco. If nothing else, now the Wii’s out, please just translate Mr Driller Drill Land for us. Better yet, a whole new Driller game would be nice… but let us use traditional controls.

IDIOCY OF THE YEAR

OutRun 2006: Coast 2 Coast – It’s a fantastic game. It’s a brilliant game. It’s a wonderful game. It reminds me why games exist and why I love them, even. However, it came out on the Xbox, not the 360. And it’s not backwardly compatible. That’s idiotic. But even more idiotic is making some of the cars in the PSP unlockable only if you connect your PSP up to the PS2 version of the game. Especially as one of those cars is my favourite car, which I now can’t use in the PSP game. Hooray.

DISAPPOINTMENT OF THE YEAR

Lego Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy (360) – Not the worst game released by any means. It should have been one of the best games of the year, in fact, but it was ruined by bugs. I never even finished it in the end.

MOST UTTERLY, COMPLETELY HORRIBLE GAMING THING OF THE YEAR

Sonic The Hedgehog Demo – I played this a lot. Just because I couldn’t believe it was as bad as I thought it was. But it was. It was just a pitiful mess and broken beyond belief. And it was Sonic. Our Sonic!