I know this is rubbish. It got terrible reviews, after all. Nobody likes it.

But I’ve always wanted it, though I don’t know why. And for four quid I couldn’t say no.

Just did the first mission last night. Bizarrely, it comes before the first tutorial.

Oooooooookay.

Anyway, that first mission wasn’t bad. The cut scenes are terrible, the graphics functional, but there’s a hint of a good game in there. Let’s see how they ruin that potential…