Argh! Argh! Stupid game! Argh! Bah!

No, I haven’t gone off the game, I just keep losing money in drug busts. I’ve lost thousands and thousands of dollars in ecstasy, coke and heroin. Every deal that’s meant to make me a big lot of cash seems result in a trip to the police station or the hospital.


There was the time that I decided to try and escape the cops by driving a huge truck through the park. And the time I was ambushed by a gang of angry prostitutes while carrying a massive amount of smack.

I guess I’m just unlucky. Each failure, though, only makes it more important that I pull off one of these high value deals at some point. I need cash. Lots of cash.