A green-tinged, seeping wound on the arse of a man too scared to go and see his doctor.

A dead one-eyed dog floating through a sewer.

A rat-infested hovel where a man lies dying, wheezing out his last breaths, staring at piles of mildewed newspapers and the beady, hungry eyes of rodents that surround him.

A pox-ridden, gin-soaked, toothless Victorian prostitute remembering her childhood in the country as yet another drunkard rogers her against the damp bricks of Whitechapel.

A baby struggles to cry out in hunger, but her starving mother is too weak to lift herself up to her crib.

A man clutching a bailiff’s letter stands calmly on a railway station platform, waiting for the express train so he can throw himself in front of it.

Horrible, horrible things, for sure, but none really compare to releasing an FPS that doesn’t include the option to invert the y-axis, I’m sure you’ll agree.

NOVA

Staring at the floor. Again.

Gameloft, I hate you and your Halo-stealing, uncontrollable game.