When I got my iPhone – was it really only just over a year ago? – I thought 16GB would be plenty of space. What sort of idiot would pay so much extra for a 32GB model?

You can see where this is going.

I am constantly having to delete games and cut down the amount of music I carry around with me. Yesterday afternoon I spent 59p on Prince of Persia: Warrior Within, which weighs in at a whopping 554MB. Golly.

Zombie Infection is over 200MB in size, so it would be nice if I could delete it. However, I cannot delete it until I’ve either completed it or got to a really annoying bit.

So far, I’ve not done either. I’ve died too much – playing with the sound off makes it very easy for zombies to sneak up on you – and the mounted gun segments inexplicably fail to pay attention to my Invert Look setting, but I’m still enjoying it rather a lot.

Zombie Infection

Simba! No!

Not just because you get to kill zombie animals in a zoo, but that does help.

It’s utterly shameless, of course, in so very many ways, but it’s actually a decent game.