You must understand, the only reason I’m not playing right now is that I forgot to charge my mouse last night and it’s been flashing red at me for an hour or two. So I’m charging it up and feeling fairly hard done by.

Garak reached ‘Best Friend’ status so, of course, I shoved him in the stables and tamed a bear instead. Bears are meant to be be good pets, I think. I’m not sure why. Maybe they can take a lot of punishment. Anyway. I named him Pooh. Not very original, granted, but I wanted to see if the game would let me do it.

So, what we have learned have so far:

BAD WORDS: Nipple
GOOD WORDS: Invalid, Garak, Bob, Pooh

That’s pretty much America summed up in a nutshell, right there. Maybe I should name my next pet Janet.