Super QuickHook

Yeah, still didn't get a shot of the hook in action. Sorry.

So, on rllmuk last night I said this:

Fuck me, but Super QuickHook is a majestic slice of pure fucking brilliance. Makes Hook Champ look like a bag of sick that’s been stamped on by a syphilis-ridden nineteenth century French whore with no teeth and a thousand cigarette burn scars.

Slightly overblown, possibly. And “syphilitic” would have been better than “syphilis-ridden”. But I like the imagery of an aging French whore in high heels stepping on a bag of sick in the shadow of Notre Dame on a summer’s night. It seems to fit. I’m not sure why.

(If you’re picturing it yourself, turn the contrast up a bit. There, now you’ve got it. Though your French whore probably looks less like Ms. Pac-Man than the one in my head.)

The point is, though, that even if you didn’t get on with Hook Champ – and I swung both ways when it came to that game – you really should give Super QuickHook a chance. It’s brilliant.

And I’m better than my friends at it. (For now.)