Oh, for pity’s sake. So I’m trying to delete games form my iPhone because I’m nearly about of space. I deleted a few things, like Super Monkey Ball 2 and Re:Bounce, then came across Zombie Defense. I had a feeling it was the game with the zombies and the sandbags, but couldn’t really remember. It does have one of the most generic titles ever, after all.

So I started it up on the loo, just to check that I could delete it… and got completely sucked in. (To the game, not the toilet. Apologies for the mental image you now have.)

And, yes, it is the zombies and sandbags game. You’ve got four humans who don’t want to become brain-munching undead types, so you set the sandbags up so the zombies have to go the long way round to get to them, giving the humans more time to shoot their heads off.

Zombie Defense

Curse you, diagonals!

Simple enough, really, once you’ve remembered that zombies can get through defenses if there’s a diagonal gap between sandbags. My first couple of mazes were not a success, but I survived anyway, probably due to playing on the easy setting.

I lasted all three nights and now I’ve got a bit of a problem. Not only am I not sure that I want to delete the game, I’m now contemplating paying for the full twenty-night version. Bother.