So, yeah, this has been getting billions of updates and I’ve not been playing it. Silly, foolish old me.

I continued my last character and couldn’t see much difference in the game, but then I started a new game after he died and – woah! It’s all different!

I can be a lady!

Sword of Fargoal

I'm a lady-girl! My name is Ladybump.

I can choose a difficulty level! (Though anyone who chooses to have infinite lives in a roguelike needs beating with the flat edge of a broadsword.)

There are vaults and grates and barrels and millions of new enemies and levers and tables and wow! Unfortunately poor Ladybump got incinerated on level two, so the game may have got harder, too. Either that or I’ve forgotten how to play it properly.

Anyway, if you haven’t given Fargoal a look for a while, you might want to look again. And if you never bought it in the first place, shame on you. SHAME. RIGHT ON YOUR FACE.