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Chili Con Carnage (PSP)

Well, I got past the boss. Not sure how. I got her death cut scene when her health bar still seemed to be about a third full. Random.

This game is really is rough as heck. It’s great fun, but it keeps glitching and I get an error message (which it recovers from eventually) when I turn the PSP on. Could be issues with the shiny new PSP hardware or new firmware, I suppose, though it could just be the low budget.

It’s a good game, though, despite anything, if you ignore that first boss. I get the impression that I’ll be giving up when I get to the next one, unless I can somehow glitch past it.

Chili Con Carnage (PSP)

Oh, wait, I’ve got to a boss. A horribly annoying boss.

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Gnnnng.

Chili Con Carnage (PSP)

I’m not very good at this one, either. I’m all right at surviving and getting through levels, but I’m terrible at scoring and racking up combos. It’s still fun, but it’s depressing to get through a level and then be way off even a bronze medal. Hopefully I’ll be able to come back later when I’ve got a bit better.

Gradius Collection (PSP)

Specifically, Gradius Gaiden, which I’ve never played before. I’ve yet to get off the first level, but I have managed to reach the boss. Once.

Yeah, I’m not very good. For some reason I’m much better at vertically scrolling shooters than horizontally scrolling ones. No idea why.