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A Gaming Diary
A Gaming Diary
May 23rd
Finally finished the third mission, the one I started yesterday. That’s two evenings play it’s taken me.
I had a great idea of catching my two targets in an explosion, but it kept only killing one of them. The survivor would then go and sit in a car in fulll view of about eight guards, meaning that killing him was impossible. Eventually I just had to run to where the targets were when I’d saved, gun them down and then run out of the level.
Got a mass murderer rating from that level, not quite the silent assassin that I was hoping to be. Oh well, job done, however messy.
Only having two save points per level is a bugger when you get them. That level seemed to take ages to do, but the total time (not including reloads after deaths) was only twenty minutes. A few hours actually including those retries, of course.
Phew. Maybe I should have swallowed my pride and played on Normal difficulty, but I don’t want the game to be easier, I want to be better.
May 22nd
Managed a couple of ranked games, but all the custom games I found had red or orange ping bars. Is my Live connection fucked or is this a common problem? This is something I feel might be worth putting somewhere someone might read it, so off to the forum I trot to ask about how well other people are faring online. I suppose I could also try another Live-enabled game, but… meh.
May 22nd
I started it again tonight, this time on Expert difficulty, when I noticed it was on the backwards compatibility list. Plays fine on the 360, though there is some very slight graphical glitching here and there. Very, very slight.
I’m currently having a very, very hard time doing The Bjarkhov Bomb mission after a really, really sloppy Meat King’s Party. Can I find a radiation suit? Can I fuck. (Though my Asylum Escape was textbook.)
And I’m glad nobody reads this diary, because I noticed tonight that Contracts does have a suspicion meter. A big one, right next to health meter. Yes, it has one of those things I was praising Blood Money for introducing. I’m an idiot. Like I said, I’m glad nobody reads this. This is where I write the stuff I assume nobody wants to read – but it’s stuff I somehow have an insane need to make public record. The Internet does weird things to a man sometimes.
May 21st
For no reason at all I decided to stop playing on Normal difficulty and restart the game on Professional difficulty, the highest setting. Well, I say for no reason, but it’s because I was annoyed about being able to get away with too much. It’s too easy on Normal to start blowing people away when things go wrong. On Professional, if a gun fight starts then I’m basically dead. Much better.
There’s also less information on the map – which I like – and no mid-level saves, which I’m not too keen on. But as things tend to go differently each time I play a mission, it’s not so bad.
I did the first level after a few goes. Had to kill a few cops, but I did it. The second mission – The Meat King’s Party – took a lot longer. I almost did it cleanly, though. I would have done, too, if Sturrock hadn’t been too fat to strange. I had to run off and find a knife, all the while listening to him shout for his guards. Good thing he’s too fat to move, really. The other two targets I took care of very quietly, though.
I nearly got out all right, too, but the guards decided I was suspicious as I left, so I had to run through the last few rooms. Still got a Professional rating for it, though. I’m proud of myself. Though whether I should be proud of being a very good killer is another matter. Given how many times I died before getting it right, I don’t think I’ll be changing career paths soon, though. Being a programmer is a much safer occupation.
The game’s not without oddities. Sometimes the enemy AI seems to fall apart and I’m surprised none of the people searching me cared that I had a severed arm under my jacket, but it’s generally all works well.
I’m really looking forward to Blood Money now, as it should refine everything.
May 21st
If it wasn’t for the times that it suddenly says “Your cover has been blown” without me knowing why I’d really love it.
As it is, I just really like it.
I’m trying to do “The Meat King’s Party” cleanly and I just got quite a way in and then a few seconds after talking to somebody it popped up the message about blown cover and everything went to hell.
May 21st
I am now the winner.
Sort of.
I worked out how to open up the cannon on World One, and the one on World Two. I’ve completely unlocked both of them and got all the special coins.
But I still can’t get to World Four.
May 21st
I woke up (very late) this morning with Lithuania’s Eurovision entry in my head.
After going out I spent ages trying to find a way to unlock the cannon on World One of New Super Mario Bros. Failed.
I am not the winner.
I’ve moved on to World Two for now, but there’s a fairly early coin I just can’t see how to get to.
May 21st
A 43.4″ sea bass is my entry in today’s fishing tourney.
Will it be enough?
May 20th
Well, I’ve gone back and explored World 1 thoroughly. I’ve collected all the coins and opened all the coin doors… but I can’t find out how to get to World Two. There’s a cannon-looking thing on the map, but I can’t work out how to get to it. There’s a suspicious horizontal pipe in a nearby castle, but I can’t seem to enter it.
:;strokes beard::