Rhythm action Pong, basically.

Dots come from the right hand sign of the screen and you need to bounce them back with your paddle to make musical notes. Simple, effective, leads to me flailing around like a drunken sailor being eaten by a shark and dying on the first level.

BIT.TRIP BEAT

Who remembers Bleep and Booster? Anyone? No? Just me? Okay.

I am not very good at it at all. Any little dots going diagonally mess me up. For some reason my stupid, useless brain can’t predict where they’re going to go, despite them travelling in nice, simple straight lines.

My brain is an idiot and I hate it.

Oh, sure, I might get better in practice, but it’s a game I wouldn’t play without sound and I hardly ever play iPhone games with sound, so, yeah… it’s a problem.

Put it this way, I’m in no hurry to buy the DLC.