Well, after advice I gave up on the impossible bosses, but didn’t know where else to go.

So I toured the world, fighting of pirates and sharks, until I happened upon a small town I’d never been to before. A nice man there gave me a canoe and told me to go west. But life wasn’t peaceful there. No. There was a bloody great volcano called Mount Gulg. I can only imagined that the person to discover it celebrated with a few drinks and hiccuped at the moment of naming.

Anyway, I ran around inside for a while – Flame Mail get! – and met a boss who looked very nasty, but turned out to be no threat at all.

And now I think I have to go to a cave in the north, but that can happen later.

I’m about ten hours in now. Good stuff.