So, this is currently on sale for £1.79, reduced from £4.99. I had the credit sitting in my account, so I downloaded it without hesitation.

Which may have been a mistake.


It’s not that it’s a small version of the game – that’s understandable and okay by me, given the price.

It’s not the framerate, which though slightly alarming never stops the game being playable on my 3GS.

It’s not the tilt controls as such, they work fine.

It’s that you can’t calibrate the controls, as far as I can see. The game is set up with a neutral angle that makes no allowances for being slumped on the sofa or lying in bed. If you’re not sitting up, almost hunched over the phone, you can’t play it. Bah.

(Also, I apologise for managing to take such a bland, grey screen shot of the game.)