A Gaming Diary
Archive for June, 2010
Civilization Revolution (iPhone)
Jun 4th
Everybody hates me. Demands flying in every turn demanding tribute. I’m ignoring them all, however, as I am the only civilization who current have tanks. Come to that, I’ve not even seen any other riflemen. I’m trying to take as many cities as possible while I still have the advantage, it probably won’t last long.
Red Dead Redemption (360)
Jun 3rd
Had over an hour to play this last night – bliss! I mainly went around picking flowers, partly to complete survivalist challenges and partly so Billy could give them to his lovely wife Annabel. It’s lovely to see a couple so in love after so many years of marriage.
I also persuaded a man not to have relations with a prostitute, met up with the would-be movie mogul from earlier in the game, shot several people who deserved it (and at least one who didn’t) and got killed by bears.
Oh, and I’ve got a new way of dealing with those women who try to lure me into ambushes. Once I’ve dispatched the lurking men, I hogtie the lady, put her on my horse and then dump her on the floor of the nearest brothel. (I may or may not shout “Whore delivery!” as I do so. Let’s say I don’t, because this is worrying enough already, psychologically speaking.) Now, I assume they won’t force her to work there, in fact I reckon they’ll cut her loose, give her something to drink and send her on her way, but I reckon it’s a humiliating enough experience to pay her back for trying to get me killed. And it’s nicer than than leaving her tied up on the train tracks. (That gets very messy indeed.)
Next time I play I think I’ll be on the hunt for beaver. And boars. Luckily, they seem to be in the same rough location. Unluckily, I think it might be bear country.
Civilization Revolution (iPhone)
Jun 3rd
It’s been a long time since I played this. I’m not sure why, to be honest. I think about playing it several times a week, but I just don’t start a game. Maybe it’s because I’m scared of it. And maybe I’m right to be. I mean, I started a game as the Zulu last night – having double-speed warriors at the start of the game is wonderful – and then over half an hour disappeared in the blink of an eye. I built some cities, took more from the annoying French and then it was bed time I wasn’t sure how I’d got there.
Cubed Rally Racer (iPhone)
Jun 3rd
Yep, I played more of this game last night. You can tell I play a lot, because although my high score only puts me at number 42 in the global leaderboards, when it comes to experience (gained for completing races) I’m breathing down the neck of the top ten. It really is an utterly fantastic little game. I’ve put hours into it without getting tired of it – and all for the cost of a (cheap) sandwich. Brilliant.
Red Dead Redemption (360)
Jun 2nd
Things you can do when you only have half an hour to play Red Dead Redemption at the end of the day:
Kill a horse thief, then run over the horse’s owner by galloping back to them at full speed.
Kill a coach thief, then destroy the coach by riding over a rock at full speed while trying to return it to its owner.
Drink some whisky.
Find the last two treasures to earn the rank of legendary treasure hunter.
Stop and admire the beauty of the snowy woodland spread out below you.
Get killed by bears. A lot.
It sounds like a lot, but it was the quickest half hour of my life. I’m a bit sad that I’ve completed all the treasure maps now. It’s pretty much impossible to pick out a favourite element of a game this big and wonderful, but if I had to, it might be them. I love that you actually have to use your brain and eyes to find the treasures, rather than just following blobs on a map.
Red Dead Redemption (360)
Jun 1st
Okay, this post might have a few too many spoilers for those of a sensitive nature, but I’ll try to keep things general where possible. If you want to play the game unsullied, best look away now, though.
So, my Mexican adventures came to an end. I’m sure I’ll be back later on – there’s a chap down there who needs me to deliver some beaver at some point – but right now I’m up north in the town of Blackwater. Awfully unsettling experience, riding into that town. After the emptiness of Mexico and New Austin, it feels claustrophobic and far too modern. More than that, though, I feel out of place. Even after changing out of my bandito outfit and going back to my duster, I don’t feel right. I’m not built for the city, even one of only a few blocks. And it doesn’t help that the townspeople know who I am and warn me to keep myself under control as I walk around. I couldn’t even find anywhere to hitch my horse outside the saloon. It’s rare that a game unsettles me so deeply. Certainly a huge achievement, but not an especially pleasant one.
On a technical note, the game’s been getting buggier and buggier. Nothing too major, but I did need to restart the game entirely at one point after a stagecoach I needed to drive refused to move, even after restarting the entire mission. And then after an epic, game-changing mission the game stopped doing anything for about three minutes until another cut scene suddenly kicked in. Strange that the problems have been with the story missions – in a game like this I’d have thought they’d be the most likely parts to work properly.
Cubed Rally Racer (iPhone)
Jun 1st
Still playing this, yes. I’ve can make tracks of up to twenty-five or twenty-six sections now, but I’ve found that ten-section tracks are the most fun and fit nicely into commercial breaks.
Trials HD (360)
Jun 1st
The hard levels are well-named. Had terrible trouble even getting through the tutorial and after that things went really bad. I’m not sure if it’s still actually fun or not, but it’s certainly hard to stop playing.
Doom II (360)
Jun 1st
Doom II is now out for the 360 and it’s exactly as lovely as you might expect, given that it seems to be exactly the same as the 360 version of Doom, except with different levels. I’ve played through the first few levels on the default difficulty, which might turn out to be a mistake. On the PC I only ever played on the easiest setting, as I remember, otherwise I found the game far too hard later on. I may restart.
Switching weapons in the heat of the moment is the only real issue with the port – the d-pad just isn’t accurate enough. I’d prefer a way of cycling through weapons, I think. I had a terrible moment where I went to select the chainsaw, ended up selecting the rocket launcher and blew myself to bits. Ouch.
Still, the game did give me a nifty t-shirt for my avatar, so that was nice.