A Gaming Diary
Archive for September, 2010
Minecraft (Mac)
Sep 22nd
After dying in the depths of the caverns for the hundredth time, it was time for a new adventure.
My quest: to start from the spawn point with an empty inventory and go north.
That was it. Start with nothing and trek into the north to see what adventures awaited me.
The first day was fine. I headed off and stopped along the way to gather some essentials and make some tools and torches, just in case. As night fell I was on the beach at the tip of my starting island and decided the safest place to spend the night was on a small island where no monsters could get me.
It was safe, yes, but also very dull, so I decided to swim north to a tiny bit of sand sticking out of the sea. Up ahead was a larger island but… uh oh…
I could just see the telltale red dots of a spider’s eyes. I wasn’t about to risk cutting my adventure short, so I decided not to move until morning.
As dawn broke, I saw that I was right to have stayed where I was. The spider was not alone.
I made myself a sword and waited until they burst into flames under the rays of the morning sun, then swam across the gap. Unfortunately, it seems that spiders don’t combust at daybreak and it ambushed me from behind a tree. No screenshots, I’m afraid, as I was in a blind panic trying to save my life.
I hit out at it with my sword, again and again, and it died, but left me grievously injured. I had to find food. Food means pigs. I constructed a boat and set out across the sea to the next island. Right on the beach – a pig!
Reader, I killed him. Sorry. He didn’t drop any meat, though. No ham, bacon or pork. Nothing. The next pig I killed didn’t oblige, either. After that, though, I found a few pigs that all gave up a lot of meat.
I didn’t eat it there and then, though. I decided I’d cook it up at night for something to do during the long hours of darkness.
As night fell, I looked for a cave, but all I found was a rocky overhang on a beach.
I cooked up my bacon and ate some of it. Bacon, as we know, heals all wounds.
There was still a lot of night left, though, so I decided to dig north through the island and see if I could get out the other side at daybreak.
It didn’t take long for me to dig through – and I nearly killed myself doing it.
Luckily, I didn’t dig right under the lava flow and stayed put until morning. I dug round the lava and out on to the beach… where I was ambushed by another spider. Again, no screenshots – I was too busy swimming for my life. Spiders can swim too, but after a while it seemed to give up.
I found myself on another island, where something weird caught my eye.
A black void, the like of which I’d never seen. I lit a torch.
It was just a cave. Oddly, when I removed the torch, it didn’t fade back into a void, but the let the sunlight shine in.
Another long trek over land during the day, then another night spent digging through a hill. When I found myself at the other side I made some glass so I could safely watch and wait for dawn.
I was a little scared, but when I left my hiding place there were no nasty surprises, just a burning skeleton off in the distance.
For the first time, though, it looked like I’d reached the edge of the world.
It took a while, even in my speedy little boat, but eventually I found more land.
Another island, more walking to do. As night fell I discovered a cave.
And that’s where I left it, another night underground.
Minecraft, then. It’s fabulous as a building toy. It’s great when you have a base camp and explore nearby caverns and start farming.
And it’s also wonderful just to head out and see what you find.
Sure, I won’t die if I’m careful, but it’s still an adventure. I know that if I die I’ll be back to the spawn point and will never see these lands again. This is fine, fine exploration. I can’t wait to see what updates bring. Different regions with different weather? Monster camps on land? Volcanic eruptions and earthquakes? Sea serpents? Maybe some of those, maybe none of them, but you never know.
Axe In Face (iPhone)
Sep 21st
And here it is, my saviour. The game that slapped a smile back on my face and restored my faith in iPhone gaming.
Ten reasons:
1 – It’s called Axe In Face. Axe in Face! Brilliant!
2 – You play a viking who is guarding his lovely daffodil garden from other vikings who want to trample all over it.
3 – You guard your flowers by, well, throwing your axe around and slicing vikings in two.
4 – The game uses a simple, effective line-drawing mechanic. You draw the axe’s path, let go of the screen, wait for the axe to return to you and do it again.
5 – There are tons of levels.
6 – You earn medals when you complete levels, as well as getting a score, so there’s replay incentive even if you manage to complete every level.
7 – It’s absolutely gorgeous.
8 – It’s funny.
9 – It’s only 59p.
10 – YOU ARE A VIKING AND SLICE PEOPLE IN HALF TO STOP THEM STEPPING ON YOUR FLOWERS.
Noby Noby Boy (iPhone)
Sep 21st
Nothing’s been appealing to me on the iPhone over the last few days. Partly because I’m ill, I’m sure, but also because there haven’t been any interesting new releases lately.
So, while watching The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas and the big baseball documentary series by Ken Burns all I did was idly mess about with Noby Noby Boy.
And then, on the toilet at six in the morning, all I did was mess about with it some more.
I just sat there wishing I had a new game to play. I don’t know why. I’ve got dozens of games I love and adore on my iPhone, but I just felt like I needed something new to fire me up again.
Minecraft (Mac)
Sep 21st
On the multiplayer server I built a small village, with some houses, a garden, a well and a gallows.
Unusually, though, I’ve sunk some real time into the single player game. I started a new map and found a huge cave system right near the spawn point.
My aim, then, is to explore the caves while remaining as alive as possible. It’s not been easy.
I decided a needed a bow, so I went out at night trying to hunt spiders. I died. A lot.
Eventually, though, I got the silk I needed, made a bow and some arrows and started my decent. I went a long, long way – and then died.
So I ran. From the spawn point, to the caves and then down and down and down, desperately trying to reach my dropped items before they disappeared. I took a couple of wrong turns, ended up at baffling dead-ends, had to jink past a zombie trying to eat my brains, but managed to pick up my stuff. My precious bow was safe… but for how long?
I only had one-and-a-half hearts left and no food, so the trek back to my camp was tense stuff, but I made it home. Now to try and get some food before my next trip into the depths.
To that end, I’ve done something I’ve never done before; I’ve started growing wheat.
I’m not quite sure what I’m doing, but it seems to be growing. Hopefully I’ll get some bread out of it at some point. That would be nice.
Minecraft (Mac)
Sep 20th
Having walled off a huge expanse of land, I decided I should do something with it.
I built a spiral lighthouse, then built a beardy face next to it. I tend to sign my work with variations on that abstract beardy face. Sometimes it smiles, sometimes it’s grumpy, sometimes there’s a nose, sometimes there isn’t.
Also, I installed a new texture pack. You can see it more easily in a daytime shot.
I like it rather a lot, but unfortunately lava and water aren’t animated, which is sad.
Anyway, if you want to try it, here’s THE LINK.
Pix’n Love Rush (iPhone)
Sep 20th
I barely touched any iPhone games over the weekend. One game of Tetris, a level of Zombie Infection, a single go of Monster Rush. I suppose I should have taken screenshots, but I didn’t, so I’m not going to bother blogging about them.
(Expect a comparison between the iPhone and PSP Minis versions of Tetris at some point, though.)
I did, however, take a screenshot of Pix’n Love Rush, so here it is:
The lovely thing about Game Center is that it’s sending me back to great games I’ve neglected. Shame that this game won’t upload your score to Game Center unless you score over a million points. I want to compare my scores with my friends, dammit!
Noby Noby Boy (PS3)
Sep 20th
Oh my. This was so peaceful and so lovely when I played it on Saturday night. Half an hour melted away like delicious chocolate ice cream.
Such a wonderful toy set.
I love it so, so much.
(I took a video, but it failed to upload to YouTube. Sorry.)
Sonic Adventure Demo (360)
Sep 20th
Excellent. All I really wanted from this was the nostalgic rush of playing the first level with the killer whale. As that’s the demo level, I don’t need to spend any money on the full game. Thanks Sega!
I would like to play in the Chao Garden again, though. I have many fond memories of, er, carrying them around. I’m sure I used to do other things, too, but it’s mainly the carrying I remember.
R.U.S.E. Demo (360)
Sep 20th
This is going to be a very short blog post. This is because I’m not very bright.
I tried out the demo mission and got very confused when building some tanks to capture a demo and everything went wrong and my thumbs went everywhere and all my units started going to the wrong places and the enemy completely destroyed me.
So, being the mature thirty-something that I am, I turned the game off in a huff.
Does look like it would be good if I wasn’t such a child, though.
Afterburner Climax (360)
Sep 20th
Bought this when it was on special offer ages ago, then promptly forgot about it until this weekend.
My impressions go something like this:
ZOOM! PEW PEW! EXPLODE! ZOOM! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENING BUT THIS IS AWESOME! BARREL ROLL! ZOOM!
It’s really quite marvellous. I’ve decided that I should concentrate on unlocking all the EX options and trying them out instead of worrying about high scores and multipliers quite yet.