That Rev Chap

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Xbox 360

Today was meant to be the day that I played Dead or Alive 4 for the first time. Didn’t work out like that.

After I finished fruit picking in Animal Crossing I turned on my 360. Thought I’d just download the demo of Crystal Quest before trying DoA4. Incredibly, it’s yet another shooter using the same old Robotron control scheme. Which makes it, what, the fifth Live Arcade in that vein? Not that I mind, it’s a control scheme I love and I reckon all the games that use it are different enough to be worthwhile. Crystal Quest seemed underwhelming from the eight level demo, but I unlocked it anyway. (When I got my 360 I shove tons of points on there so I wouldn’t have to worry about adding more for a year or so. Except it just made things too easy to buy. They’re going down rapidly.) The game actually turns out to be pretty good… but only after ten or fifteen minutes. However, that’s just on the default skill level. Whack the difficulty level up to 10 and it becomes very hard, very quickly. (Mainly due to one type of enemy that leaves a trail of mines. Not sure what to do about them. I hope they’re not game-breaking.)

Then I played Marble Blast Ultra. Just for a quick go… which turned into over two hours… on one level. I was determined to get an under-par time on Sledding, which meant not using any checkpoints, which meant restarting every time I fell off the level. Which was a lot. Each go lasted about fifteen seconds… so you work out how many times I must have tried it. I did it though, oh yes. It’s a real pity the Friends leaderboards are broken.

Anyway, I realised while playing Marble Blast that I hadn’t downloaded all the Robotron style games from Live Arcade. I’d missed out Smash TV. So I’ve just downloaded it to complete the set. A quick blast and then bed, I think.

King Of Fighters M2

I do feel the need to point that you can win every fight by hammering the 6 button with your eyes shut, though. Well, I only tried it once, but I seemed to win quite convincingly and there doesn’t seem to be much in the way of a difficulty curve.

Just in case you got the wrong impression from my post yesterday. It’s really not good – but at least it does try to be. That counts for something. And for some reason I am still enjoying a quick button mashing at my desk every now and again, even though I don’t feel that I should be.

King Of Fighters M2

Yes, it’s King of Fighters… on a mobile phone! Well, sort of. The ant-sized sprites do a good job of looking like the fighters they’re meant to be. All four of them. And I don’t think there’s room for any trademark Mai breast-wobble. Or maybe I just need new glasses.

Anyway, it’s a game best explained by it’s control scheme.

1 – Jump Left
2 – Jump Right
3 – Taunt
4 – Move Left/Guard
5 – Move Right
6 – Attack

Though it’s slightly more complicated than that. Successfully blocking knocks a point of your guard guage, which can be recovered by taunting. Once you’ve attacked enough to do a special move you can activate it by pressing and holding the 6 button. You then have to hammer it to fill a gauge within a time limit. If you succeed then you do a super strong attack. There are also other special attacks you can do if you guard against a super or hit five times in a row without taking damage. These require different inputs. Terry, for example, may have to play a quick rhythm action mini game, where the 6 button has to be pressed at the correct time. Mai gets a very annoying game where a nine-digit number has to be typed in within an extraordainarily tight time limit. That sort of thing.

Is it any good?

On the one hand… no, of course not. It’s a fighting game that uses a mobile phone keypad. And you thought the Xbox’s d-pad was bad? And it’s only got one attack button, as noted.

On the other hand… it’s admirable. The developers have actually realised that they’re working on a mobile phone and have tailored the control scheme to it, it’s responsive, fast (on my K750i) and it does actually look quite nice, even if the fighters are about a centimetre high. And it seems fun in a “sneaky couple of rounds at the desk after lunch” type way.

Xbox 360

I uninstalled Final Fantasy XI. I was never going to play it again.

Watched Aeon Flux and Mission Impossible 3 trailers, just because they were in hi-def. D’oh.

Played the Full Auto and FIFA demos again. I’d be really tempted to take a look at the full version of Full Auto if I could be sure they’d sorted out the slow down issues.