A Gaming Diary
360
Assassin’s Creed (360)
Nov 28th
Last night, this was just about the best game ever… for the most part.
It was the best game ever when I was exploring cities, fighting guards to save citizens (or just for fun), galloping over the countryside knocking guards left and right, running over rooftops to assassinate a guard before he knew I was there and posing like Batman on top of tall buildings.
It was a bit rubbish when I was actually playing the main game. The missions you use to gain intel aren’t very interesting. They’re very short, but just not very fun. There are three types, one of which involves, er, finding a bench to sit on. Yes. That really makes me feel like an assassin. Picking pockets and roughing people up to gain information are more interesting, but not as fun as rooftop escapes or counter-filled fights against six guards at once.
I only did one real story assassination in the four hours I played, but that was just a fairly standard fight bookended with annoying cut scenes. It’s not Hitman, by any means. In Hitman fights against multiple opponents generally mean death and stealth is the way to go. In Assassin’s Creed stealth is the far more difficult option, with combat against multiple opponents being reasonably easy (so far) and more of a way to show off than anything else.
It’s as if they’ve got the world right, the controls right and the combat right, but then tacked on a main game unworthy of all the rest. Combat is really superb now I can counter, the cities are wonderful and the simplified running and jumping controls that sounded so rubbish from previews actually work superbly. There’s enough control to make it feel like you’re doing everything, but it’s automated enough to stop you from constantly falling over, cursing and dying. Sometimes things go wrong and you end up throwing yourself off a building when you meant to jump up a wall or leap a gap, but it doesn’t happen very often and given the nature of the game they’ve done a really great job there.
I’m not sure if the fun will last, but right now it feels a lot like a GTA game to me. That sense of freedom, coupled with the annoyance of having to do annoying story missions to open up new areas to play. (I’ve never liked the story missions in GTA games. Ever.) The other comparison that springs to mind is with Crackdown and I think Assassin’s Creed would probably have been better structured in a similar way, with all the targets open and available from the beginning.
Oh, and it crashed on me last night. I was in an enemy camp out in the kingdom and I’d just slaughtered a load of enemies with my amazing sword skills. The last one fell, I started to walk towards my horse and my 360 froze up completely. Grrr.
Halo 3 (360)
Nov 27th
Things I learned last night:
1) Being party leader is really quite stressful.
2) Lag’s no fun. Except in Rocket Race, which is insane enough to survive.
3) I am not good at all at Ninjaball.
Assassin’s Creed (360)
Nov 27th
In ugvm, Zomoniac wrote, “Simultaneously the best and worst game I’ve played in a long time.”
After an hour and half spent with it last night I’m tempted to agree.
Sometimes it feels like the best thing ever, but then it goes and fails a mission for unclear reasons, has rules for guard behaviour I’ve not even begun to work out yet and takes you out of the action for another huge cut scene just when you’re getting into things.
And it looks absolutely incredible… except when the screen’s tearing itself in half and shadows are glitching all over the place.
I really can’t tell whether it’s any good yet or not.
Halo 3 (360)
Nov 26th
One quick go on Saturday, second round of the UGVM Tournament.
I lost 10-5, but I’d feared a much harsher score line, so I was quite happy with the result.
Halo 3 (360)
Nov 20th
Last night was the first UGVM Halo 3 Monday. It’s a lovely game to play with a good group of people, it really is.
We tried out some standard game types and then tried some new things – Storm The Beach and Zombies.
Storm The Beach is the Halo 3 version of D Day, with the attackers having to leave a landing craft and try to control six zones on the beach. Being the defending team is far more intense, I found, and neither team managed to grab the final zone, but it was good fun. If we play it again and find a good way to attack the sixth zone then things might become even better.
Zombies split the group, some of us loved it, some hated it. It’s very fast, very silly and not a little bit random. The humans have lots of weapons, the zombies only have melee weapons but can run very, very fast and jump very, very high. There’s only one or two zombies at the beginning, but every human who dies respawns on the zombie team. I loved it, but I’m not sure we’ll be playing it again, as it’s so divisive.
Everyone seemed to love Rocket Race, but I had to leave before that got played. Hopefully we’ll play it next Monday.
Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga (360)
Nov 19th
Another game that’s great for co-op gaming with the wife. Like Mario, it looks lovely – but not as polished. Like Mario, it sounds great – but it’s using the movie’s sounds. Unlike Mario, it feels slightly clunky to control and deaths often seem random. That’s not a problem, though. The joy of the game doesn’t come from the base gameplay, from the Star Warsy Legoness of it all.
This is two great pieces of Star Wars merchandise polished up and put into one package. It’s fantastic value for fans of the Star Wars universe. A good game in great clothes.
And you can give Darth Maul a giant afro.
360 Catch Up (360)
Nov 15th
Last night I caught up on a load of Live Arcade demos. They were all rubbish, I’m afraid to say. Okay, I don’t want to spend points, so I was going in with an attitude, but still. Screwjumper: rubbish. Shrek and Roll: less rubbish, but not worth money. Mutant Storm Empire: like the last one, but zoomed in and somehow rubbish. Etc.
I also tried the Two Worlds demo. It’s Oblivion, but rubbish. It’s too hard, the interface is impossible to read and the wolves look like pigs.
So I went back to Pinball FX, because it had a new table to download – for free! Pretty good table, too, though the game’s still too fast and I can’t work out what’s going on most of the time. Fun enough, though.
Then it was time for some Carcassonne. I’m slightly grumpy about it now being free after I paid 800 points for it, but I’ve had fun with it. Last night I got the final single player achievement, which was nice. Not sure if I’ll bother with multiplayer.
I also deleted a load of old Live Arcade games because I never play them and they were taking up space. I can always download them again if I miss them. Prince of Persia: bye! Castlevania: Symphony of the Night: I have you on PSP now, bye! Cloning Clyde: I’ve not looked at you in months, bye! Alien Hominid: you’re way too hard, see ya! Assualt Heroes: you’re not as good as I thought! Gauntlet: have I played you since launch week? Etc.
Halo 3 (360)
Nov 13th
Last night was the first round of the ugvm knockout tournament, a duel against DBSnappa on Epitaph. It was close until the last thirty seconds or so, when I got a quick run of kills to win 10-7. Go me!
Before that I’d played a bit of single player. I’m really struggling to get through the first level on Heroic (I know, I’m rubbish) but it’s incredibly good fun. Best bit was the game checkpointing me while a huge alien git was charging towards me with a gravity hammer. Took me a few tries and some lucky grenade throws to survive that.
Eternal Sonata Demo (360)
Oct 26th
Very pretty.
Great combat system.
Lovely music.
But who’s got the time and money for an RPG round about now? Not me.
Sega Rally (360)
Oct 26th
Possibly the best racing game ever? Well, I think it’s probably up there with OutRun 2, based on the hour or two I’ve spent with it so far. No great surprise, given that I’d played the demo, but it’s nice to have it confirmed. It’s fast, gorgeous, it sounds wonderful, has perfect handling and the track deformation makes a far bigger difference than it does in Motorstorm.
It also seems to be rock hard. I got thirty out of thirty points in the first event on my first try, but haven’t been able to in any of the other events so far.
I’d have played it more, but I’m sick at the moment and after a few minutes it makes my head want to explode. Annoying, that.