A Gaming Diary
iPhone
Noby Noby Boy (iPhone)
Sep 21st
Nothing’s been appealing to me on the iPhone over the last few days. Partly because I’m ill, I’m sure, but also because there haven’t been any interesting new releases lately.
So, while watching The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas and the big baseball documentary series by Ken Burns all I did was idly mess about with Noby Noby Boy.
A mess in the living room.
And then, on the toilet at six in the morning, all I did was mess about with it some more.
A mess in the bathroom.
I just sat there wishing I had a new game to play. I don’t know why. I’ve got dozens of games I love and adore on my iPhone, but I just felt like I needed something new to fire me up again.
Pix’n Love Rush (iPhone)
Sep 20th
I barely touched any iPhone games over the weekend. One game of Tetris, a level of Zombie Infection, a single go of Monster Rush. I suppose I should have taken screenshots, but I didn’t, so I’m not going to bother blogging about them.
(Expect a comparison between the iPhone and PSP Minis versions of Tetris at some point, though.)
I did, however, take a screenshot of Pix’n Love Rush, so here it is:
It glows nicely.
The lovely thing about Game Center is that it’s sending me back to great games I’ve neglected. Shame that this game won’t upload your score to Game Center unless you score over a million points. I want to compare my scores with my friends, dammit!
Street Fighter IV (iPhone)
Sep 17th
Yes, that's Edmond Honda, bitches. Fear his hundred-hand slap.
Last night Capcom updated Street Fighter IV again. Two new characters (E. Honda and Crimson Viper) and the option to spend some cash on new outfits for Ryu and Chun-Li. I’m very impressed with the support Capcom have given this game – so much so that I’ve actually tempted to reward them by buying the outfits. I probably won’t, though.
Zombie Infection (iPhone)
Sep 17th
When I got my iPhone – was it really only just over a year ago? – I thought 16GB would be plenty of space. What sort of idiot would pay so much extra for a 32GB model?
You can see where this is going.
I am constantly having to delete games and cut down the amount of music I carry around with me. Yesterday afternoon I spent 59p on Prince of Persia: Warrior Within, which weighs in at a whopping 554MB. Golly.
Zombie Infection is over 200MB in size, so it would be nice if I could delete it. However, I cannot delete it until I’ve either completed it or got to a really annoying bit.
So far, I’ve not done either. I’ve died too much – playing with the sound off makes it very easy for zombies to sneak up on you – and the mounted gun segments inexplicably fail to pay attention to my Invert Look setting, but I’m still enjoying it rather a lot.
Simba! No!
Not just because you get to kill zombie animals in a zoo, but that does help.
It’s utterly shameless, of course, in so very many ways, but it’s actually a decent game.
Pocket Frogs (iPhone)
Sep 17th
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I get it. It is a game for when your wife wants to use your iphone and play with the froggies because it is hella adorable and you can jump around lilypads. DUH.
Might as well jump.
So that’s what we’ve been doing. I’ve been masterminding breeding strategy, moving frogs between habitats, maintaining the catalogue, etc. and my wife has been making the frogs happy and jumping around looking for new frogs to breed with.
And that’s how to make a marriage work, kids!
Pocket Frogs (iPhone)
Sep 16th
You know how you get poorly sometimes, but you’re not really poorly, you just feel a bit rough and take the odd Sudafed and carry on as normal while feeling slightly crap? Yeah, that.
As such, I found it impossible to concentrate on real games last night, so just ended up playing Pocket Frogs.
It’s a free frog-breeding game and I don’t quite get it.
You have some frogs.
These are my frogs.
You tame the frogs by having them leap around from pad to pad eating flies. (You just click on the pad to jump there. You can’t die, there’s no time limit, you can’t go wrong.)
I am taming this frog.
You can jump on other frogs to breed with them (or breed frogs you own from a menu).
After a while your habitats get full up, so you see some frogs and breed some more.
That seems to be it. Some frogs are rarer than others, some require you to level-up achingly slowly before you can breed with them, you can send frogs to friends and pay real money for unnecessary extras, but, though charming and pretty, it all feels a bit empty.
There are Awards you can earn for performing certain tasks, but most of them are so involved that I won’t be bothering with them, and sometimes someone sends you a request for a certain type of frog they wish to eat or worship, but that doesn’t happen very often – and the chances of having the right frog seems to be slim.
I’m not quite sure what to make of it. It’s perfectly likable, but I just don’t really get it.
Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars (iPhone)
Sep 15th
Haven’t played this in ages, but it called out to me last night and I thought I’d give it a go.
I love stealing these trucks.
Didn’t do any missions, just mucked about getting used to the controls again, then stole an Ammunation truck and found a rocket launcher.
Hooray!
Of course, I blew myself up with it, but only when firing the last rocket. That’s better than normal.
Truly a fantastic game. According to my save file I’ve played over twenty hours of the game – and that’s after completing it on the DS!
Predators (iPhone)
Sep 14th
Look at me, I'm invisible!
Seems like a half-decent movie tie-in, based on twenty minutes or so. You run around slicing and dicing humans and when you’ve killed enough, it’s on the next level, which will probably give you a new weapon or teach you a new combo. (I do like removing heads for a trophy kill.) It’s all been very easy so far, but I’ve only just got a gun so the challenge will probably ramp up a bit. Even if the campaign doesn’t challenge, there’s always survival mode.
Zombie Flick (iPhone)
Sep 13th
I’m honestly not sure what to think about this one.
Sometimes, when I’m cutting off multiple zombie heads with one throw of a record, it’s the best game ever.
Sometimes, when everything I’m chucking around keeps missing the zombies for no apparent reason I dislike it strongly.
Weapons are various.
And then a hulking great brute of a bodybuilder zombie turns up and refuses to die and I get killed and I’m not sure why.
I’ve only played it a few times, so I suspect I’m missing something rather fundamental.
Regent Style vs Trombone (iPhone)
Sep 13th
It is a silly game.
So, Game Center happened. And what Game Center-enabled game have I been playing most? Flight Control? No. Real Racing? No. Adrenaline Golf? No. Regent Style vs Trombone? Could be.
It’s incredibly simple, but now one of my friends has set a high score that I long to beat. And, well, there are a couple more achievements to strive for, too.
