PC

Auto Assault Beta

Well, the performance issues haven’t gone away overnight, but the repair pads work now.

I went back to the Proving Grounds to mop up quests that I’d missed. Did a few and then tried my first PvP mission. Well, sort of PvP. I wasn’t shooting other humans, but racing them. First up to the top of a mountain won the race… or wouldn’t have done if the end point hadn’t refused to respond when I got there. I should have won, but in the end I had to just abandon the quest. Gah. I filed a bug report about that one, you can be sure of that.

Then I did another mission where you were meant to kill enemies round a house, but they weren’t unique, so you could kill the same type of enemy elesewhere on the map and complete the mission in relative safety. Not sure if that’s a real bug or just an odd consequence of the design, so I didn’t file a report about that one.

Did a few more missions until I just couldn’t take another. I’m running out of missions, too. I’m getting tons of equipment I can’t use for another four or five levels and after the mission I just took I’m not sure if there are any more I’m ready for. The “main” mission I’ve got is for level eleven players and I’m only level four.

I suppose I should say something else nice. Well, I like the way that though all your weapons are ranged you can do melee damage by driving into enemies. You are in a big armoured car, after all.

Auto Assault Beta

Well, I’ve played it some more.

It hasn’t changed much, except that I’ve run into some horrible framerate issues. Really, really bad stuff. Very odd. It first happened when I went into the first town and I could hardly move around because I was getting about one screen update per second. And then back out in the field I had some issues – mainly when driving a long way very quickly. I think the game just can’t keep up with the amount of streaming it must be doing. Or something.

Also, the repair pads don’t seem to be working, which meant a lot of down time until I discovered I could get fully healed for two, er, whatever the currency they use is called.

All the quests are very standard “kill N of X” or “deliver O to Y” things. And I’ve done the main line of quests too quickly and am now on one where the enemies I’m meant to kill are impossible for me to hit. (I thought something was up when I got a quest reward that was two levels too high for me.) So I’m going back to find some subquests more suited to my level.

Something odd happened, though. I enjoyed myself. I killed a load of enemies. I had a very quick conversation with another player. I customised my car a bit. I used some skill points to get some healing and defensive abilities. I even got an apartment. And despite the lazy post-apocalyptic generic look of it, despite the frame rate issues, despite the non-working repair pads and despite the standard MMO combat I had a very good time.

I can’t explain it and I find it slightly worrying, because I feel like I should be slagging it off as lazy, uninspired rubbish. But I can’t help it. I enjoyed it.

Auto Assault Beta

Well, first impressions after ninety minutes of play. It’s very… brown.

And it just feels like GENERO-MMO-293.94… but in a car! It looks like the combat should be proper Twisted Metal style shooting, but it’s really just normal MMO style ranged fighting with a cosmetic twist. Lock on to target and hold down fire, watching it say -4, MISS, -2, MISS above your target until one of you dies. And occasionally pressing a number key to use a special ability if you’re still awake.

It’s not that I didn’t enjoy… It’s just I didn’t… er… really… feel much of anything. It’s not bad, but based on that quick play (I’ll try more later) it’s something I might drop fifteen quid on, but not something I’d pay a monthly fee for. Maybe there’s more to it later…

The Movies

Just a quick session. (By which I mean about an hour and a half.)

It’s become less interesting now that I know what’s going on, but it’s still compulsive. I just had what could have been my first three star movie get let down by a bad script and an overused set. Grrr.

And I still haven’t got any of my stars have any sort of friendships yet. Some of them have know each thirty years, for pity’s sake!

I’ve just written my own sci-fi epic, but the people I want in it are either working on a cheapo action flick I’m making to introduce a new star or so stressed out after the last movie that I daren’t put them to work. Time for some relaxation time for my stars. I wish they’d stop complaining about their bloody trailers. I’m doing what I can, damn it!

Apart from the odd script design, I’m definitely concentrating on the management game, rather than the movie-making tools right now, which is slightly unexpected.

The Movies

May I present to you my sweeping epic love story… Tenderspirit.

So beautiful. I believe it may forever remain my masterpiece.

The Movies

I didn’t mean to buy this today…

I think I’m glad I did. It just made three and a half hours disappear like nothing, though. When a game does that I’m really not sure if it’s very, very good or very, very bad.

I’ve basically been doing things at random, feeling my way through the game. The management aspects I’ve got down, more or less, but the movie-making aspects I’m still learning. I only just unlocked the post-production tools and haven’t tested them out yet. But I’ve also unlocked some sort of colour film, which is cool.

I’m currently taking a break in the middle of trying to change my studio from one which churns out tons and tons of crap to one which actually makes half-decent movies. Not sure if that’s possible yet, but I’m going to give my actors and directors time to calm down between films and relax a bit. They’ve been throwing tantrums a lot lately, but new trailers and some pay raises seem to have helped. I’ve got a script that I worked on myself – it’s a sci-fi epic! – ready to go when everyone’s recovered a bit from the frenzied bought of low-budget film-making I’ve put them through.

So, anyway, the latest movie to be released by my studio, Romero Pictures, is The Quiet Gun – and if you click on the name you should be able to watch it. It even works on my Mac!