A Gaming Diary
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Football Manager Handheld 2008 (PSP)
Jan 14th
Played this on the train to London today. (On the way back I read pop -sorry, rock – magazine The Word, which is annoyingly pompous and snobby, but has some good stuff between huge swathes of infuriating tosh.) I can’t quite remember what happened, but I know we didn’t do very well. Or maybe we did. I’ve completely forgotten. I could check, but after a day walking round London looking at Terracotta Chinese guys and plastic American/Japanese guys I really can’t be bothered to fetch the PSP to check.
So, anyway, I played. Stuff happened. One thing I do remember – one of my most important players has been bought by Crewe. I wouldn’t have sold him, but he had some sort of release clause in his contract. Very annoying indeed.
Football Manager Handheld 2008 (PSP)
Jan 13th
Ack, this is awful.
We’ve lost our winning streak, but more importantly it’s time for contract negotiations. I can’t lose anybody, but all my players are demanding huge wage increases which I just can’t afford. I don’t know what to do. I went through the squad list looking for players to sell and there just isn’t anyone I can do without. Plus the current wages are so low selling a player or two wouldn’t get me back under the limit.
It’s very stressful.
Football Manager Handheld 2008 (PSP)
Jan 13th
Well, Mansfield kicked us out of the FA Cup, but we’re on a winning streak in the league, our goal difference is now positive and we’re up to seventh. Didn’t hurt that Weymouth were down to nine men in the last match.
Football Manager Handheld 2008 (PSP)
Jan 13th
We lost the game against Cambridge. Score was 4-2 again, but the other way round. In the next game we lost to Northwich.
.Then it was a game against Oxford. I didn’t expect to get anything out of it, but we managed a 2-2 draw, which was nice. We’re currently in thirteenth place in the league. Not far enough from the relegation zone to be comfortable.
After that, it was on an FA Cup game against non-league Alfreton, which was confident of winning… until Alfreton’s Dairus Hall scored twice in the first five minutes. Ouch. I checked his stats and they full of green numbers. In fact, most of Alfreton’s squad had lots of green numbers. Why don’t my players have green numbers? I mean, there are a few, but several members of my first team don’t have a single green number. I’ll admit, I was feeling hard done by at this point.
So I gave up, I changed my tactics to Attacking and at half time, when it was still 2-0, made three substitutions so that my best players wouldn’t get too tired.
And then we scored a goal. And another. And then there was a penalty and we were somehow 3-2 up. But then Alfreton scored to level it and, just as I was thinking a draw would be okay, we scored a fourth, to put us through to the next round of the cup. Amazing scenes!
Football Manager Handheld 2008 (PSP)
Jan 12th
Went to a match.
Played for ten minutes.
Game crashed.
PSP turned itself off.
I said, “Bother!”
Last save was before the Altrincham match. Sigh. This time, though, we got a draw, so that’s good. If we fail to win against Cambridge I’ll be very, very annoyed.
Not many games would survive in my PSP with these bugs, I’m telling you.
Football Manager Handheld 2008 (PSP)
Jan 11th
So, it looks like the loan thing is a bug. Annoying, but not fatal.
Anyway, as I got this McGarry chap I thought I’d play him. Possibly a mistake, as I lost 2-0 to Altrincham and he got a five out of ten rating, which is very rubbish indeed. And then in the first training session after the match he injured himself and is now going to be out for two months.
So, that loan was worth it…
After the loss against Altrincham I really needed a win in the next match, a home game against Cambridge. We scored early from a penalty, but then Cambridge scored two. Before half time, though, we scored another to level the match. The second half was all ours. We added two goals and didn’t let any in. A great 4-2 victory and just what we needed.
Football Manager Handheld 2008 (PSP)
Jan 10th
The first thing I had to do today was take Opinel aside for a quiet word, telling him how disappointed I’ve been with him recently. It seems have had a positive effect, but as he’s suspended I can’t really tell yet.
After that, it was an away game against Rushden. It was a fine 2-1 win for us, but Gary MacDonald went off injured in the twenty-seventh minute and will be out for about three weeks. That’s a big blow as he’s one of the few players I’ve got on the left. Luckily, Hawkins is just back from injury and can play the same positions, but he was pretty terrible against Rushden. Hopefully that’s just because he was rusty after being out of action for so long.
I’ve made a few loan offers to clubs, but they’ve mostly been rejected. I have just managed to get Kevin McGarry from Preston, though. No idea if he’s any good – he’s only sixteen so I doubt he’s great – but he can fill in some gaps if we get any more injuries.
Hey, I’ve just checked something. This is odd. Before asking to loan players I checked my wage bill. I was at the maximum, so when asking to loan players I didn’t offer to pay any of their wages, but now McGarry has joined I’m over the wage budget. I guess maybe you always have to pay their wages and the amount you offer to pay is an extra fee to the club you’re loaning from? I need to check that. (I can’t believe this has never come up before in all the time I’ve been playing Football Manager.)
Anyway, I just released a player I wasn’t using from his contract, so now our wage bill is okay again. (I didn’t actually mean to, I was just investigating my options, but I pressed the wrong button. Oops. I hope the board don’t get too annoyed by the £19,000 that’s going to cost us.)
Unsurprisingly, I wasn’t in the running for Manager of the Month this month. Maybe next month, eh?
Football Manager Handheld 2008 (PSP)
Jan 9th
And so to a home match against Grays, one place below us in the league table. I was hopeful of a good result and things seemed to be going well until the 27th minute, when Opinel, in his first match back after suspension for his red card, decided to slide in with a terrible two-footed tackle, getting himself sent off and leading to us conceding a goal from the resulting penalty. I rejigged the formation and moved people around to try stop us from conceding any more, but five minutes later Grays scored again.
That was my cue to tell the team to attack more. That may seem like the height of idiocy, being down to ten men and with only a lone striker upfront, but I really wanted to try and narrow the gap. It didn’t work. We didn’t have a single shot on goal (and only one off target) and near the end of the game Oli scored again, completing his hat trick and leading to us losing by three goals.
I’m really going to have to have words with Opinel. He’s been a cornerstone of the team, but if he’s going to get himself sent off all the time then he’s simply a liability. I’m going to give one more chance. After that, the reserves beckon.
To add to my woes, Waterhouse, who did so much in the first twenty minutes of his first game with us, was completely anonymous today.
Football Manager Handheld 2008 (PSP)
Jan 9th
We lost the game against Torquay, as expected. It wasn’t a total disaster, though. We only lost 2-0 and it gave some other members of my squad a chance to show me what they’ve got. No individuals messed up horribly, so I don’t think I’ll be dropping any into the reserves quite yet. I’ll keep an eye on that, though, because players are probably better off getting some games there rather than rotting away in the first team but never playing a match.
(Incidentally, playing against Torquay was an odd experience because they’re the team I managed in the original Football Manager Handheld and some of the players were ones I was using back then. I had a great “yeeessssss!” surge when Bedeau scored, only to realise that he wasn’t actually one of my players in this game and I’d just conceded, not scored, a goal. Oops.)
The next match, against Droylsden, was incredibly frustrating. In the first minute, Opinel decided in his infinite wisdom to kick the ball away after he’d been given a yellow card and was sent off. We duly conceded a goal from the free kick. Opinel had been very tired and I’d been working him way too hard, so I’m not going to hold it against him. I had to pull Nadé back to play in midfield with a single striker upfront and play Stacy Long out of position on the left, where he actually acquitted himself very well. (Opinel was my only – only! – uninjured left midfielder in the squad for this game.) The rest of the game saw me raining shots down on the Droylsden goal, only to see them all saved. (I need to work on my corners. Of my twelve corners, I don’t think a single one reached one of my own players.) And, then, completely against the run of play, they scored another. So that was a loss.
Before the next game I managed to loan a left midfielder named Joey Waterhouse. His stats didn’t look too great, but he was at Wigan, so I thought there must be something to him. Indeed, in the next game he was instrumental in getting us three early goals, before his lack of fitness showed and he hardly had a touch for the next hour. Indeed, the tiredness of the squad as a whole really showed, with us conceding two goals in the second half. We did, however, managed to hang on for a win. It should probably have been more convincing, but my strikers had a terrible time of it. Even the usually reliable Ebrienne ended the match with a 5 out of 10 rating after coming on as a sub early in the second half.
We’re currently in tenth place in the table. I’m going to have to see if I can get any more loan players in to cover the weak spots and I might have a look at training, see if I can improve my squad’s fitness levels. If we start matches in good condition I think we might be able to make the playoffs this season.
Football Manager Handheld 2008 (PSP)
Jan 8th
Two games this lunchtime. Luxury!
We won one and drew one, which isn’t bad. We were losing the second until the 87th minute, so that was a very welcome draw.
Also, I was runner-up for the Blue Square Premier Manager of the Month award. I felt very proud.
The biggest news, though, is that Purcell has broken his toe and will be out for at least three weeks. That’s quite a major problem, as he’s one of my top players. Still, could be worse. Three weeks isn’t so bad in the long run.
I hope we get a long break between matches soon. My players are absolutely knackered and many are starting games with condition percentages in the low nineties. McPhee finished the last game with his condition down in the sixties, which is dangerously low.
Right, I’ve checked, and the next match is only a few days later. No break. It’s against Torquay, who I’d probably not be able to beat with my best team, so I’ve decided that I’m going to rest every player I can who’s tired and field what’s not far off being a b-team for the next match. (I actually have a reserve team and I’d dearly love to promote someone from that team into the main squad, but they’re all greyed out, so I can’t.) I’m still stuck with knackered players on the left in both midfield and defence, though, as that’s where my injuries are right now. It’s a hard life.