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A Gaming Diary
Ninjatown: Trees of Doom! (iPhone)
May 7th
It’s one of those “climb as high as you can” games, but doesn’t use tilt controls. Instead, you’ve got two trees up the side of the screen. Touching the side you’re on makes you climb up, touching the other side makes you jump across the gap to the other side.
Red guy kills you, purple stuff kills you, red toadstool thing bounces you.
Your goal, as normal for these things, is to avoid obstacles and collect power ups as you ascend. It makes the most of its ever-so-slightly novel control scheme and is slower paced than many games, often giving you a good amount of time to decide how to proceed. (Though as you get higher the more sections that require quick reflexes there are, with slippery wood, moving demons and nasty chaps with blow pipes and spears.)
It feels a bit fiddly at first, but once you become comfortable with the controls it does start to get its claws in. I certainly found myself playing it more than I expected after my first few goes left me feeling a little cold towards it.
The main problem is that it’s the sort of game you start up for lots of short sessions, but has a load of annoying, unskippable splash screens when it starts up. It’s quick and easy to restart once you’re in the game, but if they could shorten the initial boot time it would be lovely.
Angry Birds (iPhone)
May 7th
I'm great!
So, I’ve now three-starred the latest batch of levels. Can I have some more, please?
MLB World Series 2010 (iPhone)
May 6th
Decent baseball game. Bit light on features, but includes real teams and players. (What I think I might really like is the officially licensed MLB Power Pros game, but that’s only out on the US App Store. Grrr.) Good pitching and batting controls, which are what really matters, but it’s sometimes hard to tell what just happened and why you’re suddenly two runs down.
It doesn't look great, but I quite like the basic mechanics.
I only played a single Exhibition game last night, as the Astros against the Phillies. I started reasonably well, but ended up losing 16-5. Ouch. Still, doesn’t seem that far removed from reality.
The real MLB NL standings, yesterday.
The Astros really aren’t doing very well at all this season.
Sword & Poker (iPhone)
May 6th
Hooray! I beat the final boss! I win!
Not the final boss. That might be a bit spoilerful.
Except, actually, that just opened lots more levels. It’s the game that keeps on giving!
Angry Birds (iPhone)
May 6th
I like this screen.
So, after playing Crush The Castle for a bit I had a hankering for some Angry Birds. I had four levels left to complete with the full three star ranking, now I’m down to three.
Crush The Castle (iPhone)
May 6th
Played a fair few levels of Crush the Castle last night. It’s the iPhone version of a web game and basically set the template for the likes of Angry Birds. (That’s at least as far as I’m aware.) I shall explain in pictures.
There's a castle, of sorts.
There's a trebuchet. You click once to start, then again to launch your projectiles.
You (hopefully) hit the castle and it wobbles a bit, then (hopefully) falls over.
There’s a few things that make it worse than Angry Birds. Obviously, it lacks the charm of that game. Also, the trebuchet is on its own screen, so you can’t actually see the castle when you fire. The various projectiles you can use aren’t nearly as interesting or as skillful as the birds in Angry Birds. Finally, there’s not such a satisfying sense of destruction. Parts of the castle fall rather than break – and it takes a lot of effort to make them do that. You don’t feel nearly as powerful in Crush The Castle as Angry Birds.
Still, it’s not a bad game by any means and was free when I downloaded it yesterday, so I’m not going to complain too much.
Super Street Fighter IV (PS3)
May 5th
It’s Street Fighter IV. Only more superer.
I’ve mainly been using newcomer Juri, because I can with her. Not very often, but I’ve got a ranked match win rate of over twenty percent, which for this old idiot thumbs is pretty incredible. Of course, I’ve not played online since the weekend, so everybody’s now probably got used to fighting her and I’ll never win another match.
I love Juri.
As well as fighting ranked matches online I’ve also been playing Arcade mode and tried out an endless lobby with someone from rllmuk. It’s a setup where up to eight people sit around playing winner stays on. It’s a good job that watching Street Fighter IV is highly entertaining, because I didn’t win a single match. I don’t think I even won a single round, thinking about it.
Anyway, this is probably the best fighting game ever, even playing on a thumb-wrecking SixAxis pad. It’s one of those simply essential video games that come along every now and again.
Sword & Poker (iPhone)
May 5th
The sequel to the excellent Sword & Poker came out a few days ago. It sounds like more of the same, which can’t be a bad thing, but it reminded me that I’ve not actually finished the first game yet.
I'm winner!
So I started it up again and found myself on the twentieth floor. Took me several goes to complete it, but I’ve not had much trouble since then. I die when I get stingy with the recharge coins or due to plain bad luck, but I’ve spend a lot of money on upgrades and I’m doing okay.
It really is a lovely little game, if you don’t mind that it’s inevitably based on the random drawing of cards.
iZombieland (iPhone)
May 5th
So, I watched the excellent Zombieland movie on Monday afternoon and – being all excited by its hilarious depiction of the aftermath of a zombie apocalypse – decided to download the iPhone game. It was only 59p, so what did I have to lose? (Answer: 59p and some of my time.)
Chainsaw x 2 = Dead Zombies
And you know what? It’s not bad at all. It’s no classic, but you get to kill lots of zombies while being Tallahassee himself. There’s a variety of weapons and the controls work nicely – you move left and right and have separate buttons to attack to your left and right. It’s all about timing, really, and knowing when it’s safe to move.
I can’t imagine anyone being too disappointed with it, but I doubt it’ll be anyone’s favourite game, either.
Words With Friends (iPhone)
May 5th
I wrote a good word, Petey.
Fewer games than ever, but still enough for several moves a day.
